Some knowledge that a GP client passed on to me. I thought it very amusing, much to the dismay of most of the other tellers...
Women = Time x Money
Time = Money
(therefore,)
Women = Money x Money
Women = Money²
(from the Bible: Money is the root of all evil...)
Money = √(Evil)
(if Women = Money², then...)
Women = √(Evil)²
↓
Women = Evil.
Fascinating...