Now I just remembered something, I hadn't posted a freelance in quite a while. So in response to Mikey's request for a brand new version to the 12 Days Of Christmas, I decided to dig deep, and make a cool parody. But several things come to mind when on the topic of the 12 days of Christmas. First up, if you follow the song correctly, by the time Christmas ends, wouldn't you have 12 partridges in pear trees? 22 Turtledoves, 30 french hens, and 36 hummingbirds? 40 golden rings may not be a bad thing, but what in the blue hell am I gonna do with 42 geese that are laying? Second, isn't Christmas only 1 day? (Okay, counting Christmas Eve, two days?) How did we arrive from 2 to 12?? How did this song even come up in the first place...

Okay, I'm running on a tangent here. But while running on this tangent, it made me recall a song I created beforehand based on the 12 days of Christmas. A friend of mine was dating this girl who was rich, and let's just say, he wasn't rich. So on Christmas, I remember her giving this guy some expensive chain. And all that was on his mind was the fact that he couldn't take it. To him, it would've been too embarrassing to take an expensive gift, and to turn around and give her something that was not as great. I also remember going "look, as long as you give from the heart, it wouldn't matter how much the gift is." In any case, he gives her his gift, and she loved it. As to whether the two date now, the answer is no, unfortunately. But the kliq and I did have a blast teasing him about the whole Christmas affair. So much so, I ended up rephrasing the "12 Days" song into somemthing, a little more modern. Of course, unless this incredibly rich woman really loves you that much, such a Christmas is next to impossible. But a man can dream, and any man with such dreams can relate to this little medley. So, from the other side, and 'ole freelance properly titled:

A 12-Day Christmas Any Man Will Never Forget

On the 1st day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
A Big screen color TV.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 4th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 5th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 6th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 7th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Seven jerseys matching... Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 8th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Eight games of watching... Seven jerseys matching... Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 9th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Nine days romancing... Eight games of watching...
Seven jerseys matching... Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 10th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Ten CD's playing... Nine days romancing... Eight games of watching...
Seven jerseys matching... Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 11th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Eleven diamonds blinging... Ten CD's playing...
Nine days romancing... Eight games of watching...
Seven jerseys matching... Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.
On the 12th day of Christmas my girlfirend gave to me:
Twelve strippers dancing... Eleven diamonds blinging...
Ten CD's playing... Nine days romancing...
Eight games of watching... Seven jerseys matching...
Six checks of cashing...
Five million in money...
Four Lambourginis, three gold chains, two DVDs, and a big screen color TV.