Before I continue, I must address little Miss Genius, who apparently is missing a couple of lines in her recent blog. Lines that would include something like:

After a brief IM chat with Terry, who hasn't posted anything in a while (tisk, tisk), he asked about DSL in my neighborhood. Still envious that Gina, and now Terry, have DSL, I whined (as usual) that I can't use it. Terry thinks I'm lying, since most of the new macs have built in ethernet. After realizing what he said, I got offline for a few and realized, OH GOD!! I have ethernet, I can go DSL!! I freakin rule!!!

I meant to thank Terry for his brief little gloat on the fact he has DSL, which enabled me to check to see if Kirsten's computer can connect, but I was too happy for words...

...several minutes later...

Oh yes. Oh yes. I have successfully hooked up DSL to Kirsten's computer. Because I am. A genius. Of major proportions.


I know, Tavie. I know. What you say, and what you mean are twisted in the same sentences. But only a guy like me can understand it. We are still cool.
And whenever your computer CD player works again, or if you can do p2p file transfer, I'll even let use my copy of Photoshop. 'Cause that's how cool we are.