Well, it's about that time again. It's finals time. I thought I would spread some good luck to all; now that I'm relaxed.
I tried long and hard to find out wrote this rendition of I Will Survive. But all attempts have failed. If somebody has the slightest idea as to who might have created it, please let me know. In any case, to rid you of your finals blues, here is...

I Will Survive - The Finals edition

At first I was afraid; I was petrified
thinkin' I need to raise my GPA of 2.5.
I spent those stupid nights, I was just chillin' way too long.
And that was wrong...
Yet now's the time to be strong...

And now they're back!
They're in my face!
I've got 3 finals and 2 papers
to be done in just 4 days!
I should never have gone out and I should never have partied;
because now all this work I have has put a strain on me!

So I must go...
head out the door...
to do those papers
and study harder than before.
It's hell, I'll tell you that and you know it's not a lie.
But I won't crumble... I cannot lay down and die!
Oh, no not I! I will survive!
Ooh, and if I make at least a B, I know I'll stay alive!
But I've got four more days to live...
And my brain is about to give
But I'll survive; I will survive! Hey hey!!

-musical interlude-

It'll take all the books I have and a coffee pot.
Maybe some pizza, but just make sure that it's piping hot!
Gotta disconnect my phone so that nobody will bother me;
'Cause in 96 hours time, I am going to be free!

I must go...
walk out the door...
to do those papers
and study harder than before.
It's hell, I'll tell you that and you know it's not a lie.
But I won't crumble... I cannot lay down and die!
Oh, no not I! I will survive!
Ooh, and if I make at least a B, I know I'll stay alive!
But I've got four more days to live...
And my brain is about to give
But I'll survive; I will survive...

O...

I must go...
head out the door...
to do those papers
and study harder than before.
It's hell, I'll tell you that and you know it's not a lie.
But I won't crumble... I cannot lay down and die!
Oh, no not I! I will survive!
Ooh, and if I make at least a B, I know I'll stay alive!
But I've got four more days to live...
And my brain is about to give
But I'll survive; I will survive! I will survive!!