This next freelance pokes some fun at R. Kelly. Now, although he's in a whirl of trouble, a little humor could be of some help. And no, I do not believe that R. Kelly is guilty. For that matter, I do not believe anyone is guilty until it has been proven.
This spoof shoots back at one of his most acclaimed hits, "I Believe I Can Fly." But instead of what I call a power song, I transformed it to a love song, in African American English. From the other side...

I Believe You Are Fly

At first in love I was a little shy
Hoping-I'd-find someone like any other guy
When I saw you pass my heart went up in-a-flame
A flame that drove me totally insane

chorus
If I could touch you, I would love you
Don't mean to sweat you; I really need you...
I believe you are fly
And I wanna love you all the time
I think about it every day and night
take my arms and hold you tight
And then our love soar...
high beyond heaven's golden door
I believe you are fly; I believe you are fly
I believe you are fly...

See I was on the virge of freaking out
I tried to tell you; but I was in doubt
I dream of fantasies of you and I
Waking up, hoping some day that you'll be mine

chorus
If I could touch you, I would love you
Don't mean to sweat you; I really need you...
I believe you are fly
And I wanna love you all the time
I think about it every day and night
take my arms and hold you tight
And then our love soar...
high beyond heaven's golden door
I believe you are fly; I believe you are fly
I believe you are fly...

So won't you please be mine...

chorus
If I could touch you, I would love you
Don't mean to sweat you; I really need you...
I believe you are fly
And I wanna love you all the time
I think about it every night and day
loving you in a special way
Baby I'll love you 'til you're sore
And if you want it, I'll give you more...
I believe you are fly (You are fly)
I believe you are fly (You are fly)
I believe you are fly (You are fly)
Hey, thinkin of you day and night (You are fly)
You are fly (You are fly)
You are fly (You are fly)
You are fly (You are fly)
If I can hold you tight (You are fly)
You are fly (You are fly) [repeat until fade]...
Fly... fly... fly.