Okay, okay. You're probably asking: What kinda freelance is that?? Well, it's been one I created to myself, and haven't used yet. It's also one which I can remember easily. So, I took my laziness out on you. I have but the 7 percent of my brain on summer leave until August, when I'm allowed to spend the money I make. Or when I get a new girl, whichever comes first.

Okay, I'm thinking of something now. This freelance, a This Just In! freelance, is a small diddley I created for a friend and co-worker named Charles. On the side, we do small errands for clients in my father's job. And Charles, well, has a weird attention span. Not that it's bad, but in an errand-boy business, it's not the one to have.

Similar to the Territory freelance, this should be taken with a teaspoon of sugar, with the hopes that good 'ole Charlie will get the message. So, with a good hearty laugh, from the other side...

Charles

Oh poor Charles, when a woman passes by
his money finds it wings and starts to fly.
right in my pocket is where it will stay;
This is the life; it's the only way.

Oh poor Charles really needs to know;
that if he doesn't change, that's the way it'll go.
'Cause it's all about money; ain't a damn thing funny
to watch it fly while he's watching some honey.