Okay, here's a funny freelance from "backindemdays", that is to say, back in the days. A real funny nursery-rhyme kinda freelance. So, from out of the time capsule...

Stuck In Place

I am stuck in one spot and my butt is getting sore.
Never has anyone been boldly stuck where no one's been stuck before.
I've been in better places than this, better situations to get stuck.
But if I don't get outta here soon, my head will go amuck!
New York ain't the place to be to suffer from this
Hopefully, no one's caught on to my temporary distress.
I'm embarrasingly stuck, and can't bear for a just awhile.
For I'm stuck not on the train... but the damn turnstile!!