Gosh, you know what!?
I feel for another freelance!
I'm itching fire today, so it must be my day.

Okay. This is not my freelance, but another poem from friends back in high school. Once again, I stress that I don't know the laws for this, so I'm assuming as long as you know who wrote this poem, I steer clear of trouble.
This one appeals to me because this reminds me so much of the American church, not to be confused with the church that I go to. It is possible that these kind of sermons are given. And if so, I am quoting from a poem, as it was written to me. So don't get so mad about it. And as always, these are better said than written. So imagine yourself preaching this, and the rest will flow naturally. With that said, from the time capsule...

The Religious Experience
By Melissa Jones

Brothers and Sisters I've got news
The end is near
Jesus is coming
He's waiting for YOU
stop your drugging
and theiving
come to Him because he's waiting
Do you hear Him?
Can you se Him?
Brothers and Sisters
the Apocalypse is upon us.
The Rapture is near
do you fear fire and brimstone;
or would you rather bathe in the pits of hell?
I'm telling you heed my words
The Messiah wants of YOU
oh and before you go...
please we do not accept
less than a dollar; no change
And if that's a problem
in the back, we accept
Visa and Mastercard.
God bless you!